Tired of the chaos south of the border? So are we. That's why Canada's most distinguished, maple syrup-dripping millionaires are looking south for love — and maybe a little rescue mission. These rich, rugged, and relentlessly polite Canadian gentlemen are offering more than just universal healthcare and lakeside mansions. They're offering escape — from bad dates, overpriced everything, and never-ending drama.

If you're an adventurous American woman ready to trade political stress for hot tubs in the Rockies, hockey nights, and breakfast in bed with a side of poutine, then grab your passport. Our daddies are ready to sponsor your fairy tale.

Poutine. Passport. Prince Charming. In that order.