Toronto, ON | CEO | Proud Husband

“Before Poutine Daddies, I was just another lonely millionaire with a lakeside mansion, six investment properties, and no one to enjoy them with. Then I met Sarah—a stunning Californian with a smile that melted my cold Canadian heart… and an appreciation for private jets.

I liked her looks. She liked my money. We call it love.

Now she sips wine in our ski chalet while I pretend to understand her astrology app. It’s perfect.

Thank you, Poutine Daddies, for proving that sometimes, romance can be bought—and it looks fantastic in heels.”

Palm Springs ➡ Muskoka | Trophy Wife | Living Her Best Life

“I was tired of dating broke guys with ‘startups’ and emotional trauma they called ‘depth.’ Then I found Everett on Poutine Daddies—a silver fox with a black card and zero interest in hiking. Instant match.

Sure, he doesn’t text back quickly and thinks ‘Mercury in retrograde’ is a car issue, but who cares? I’ve got fur coats, health insurance, and a Range Rover with my initials stitched into the seats.

Love may not have brought us together… but luxury definitely did.

Poutine Daddies changed my life—and my tax bracket.”