Available, Physically, but not emotionally!
📍Toronto, ON 🇨🇦 | 💰 Rich Guy™ | 🏒 Hockey Dad (without the kids)
Sean made his fortune turning boring businesses into money-printing machines, and now he’s ready to invest in you. He enjoys long walks to the bank, shouting at hockey refs from luxury box seats, and pretending to understand NFTs. Looking for an American beauty who’s down for maple syrup on everything, spontaneous trips to Whistler, and maybe even pretending to like poutine. Bonus points if you’ve never seen snow and think Canadian accents are hot.
Let Sean be your economic stimulus package.
📍Vancouver, BC 🇨🇦 | ⛳ Golf Pro (self-declared) | 🛥️ Yacht Whisperer | 📦 Importer/Exporter of... things
Tired of inflation, dating apps, and whatever Florida’s doing this week? Romeo Alexander is your Canadian escape plan. He spends his days golfing badly, yachting gracefully, and importing/exporting things that are definitely legal. Romeo is seeking a bold, beautiful American ready to abandon the chaos and embrace life north of the border—with a man who smells like old money and fresh pine.
If you’ve got a passport, a sense of humor, and low expectations for emotional availability, he’s got a yacht deck chair with your name on it.
📍Ottawa, ON 🇨🇦 | 🎿 Après-Ski Aficionado | 🧳 Frequent Flyer | 💼 Involved in “Government Contracts”
Owen Cooper lives in the heart of Canada’s capital, where the politics are messy and his dating history is messier. Avid skier, part-time lobbyist, and full-time mystery, Owen may or may not have five families—possibly in different postal codes—but relax, he’s extremely wealthy and insists “everyone’s taken care of.”
Looking for a disillusioned American beauty who wants to trade red states and red flags for red wine in the Canadian wilderness. Must love luxury getaways, discreet relationships, and pretending not to see what's in his second phone’s text messages.
In Owen’s world, you're either part of the problem... or on his guest list.
📍Montreal, QC 🇨🇦 | ⚖️ Lawyer (the expensive kind) | 🚗 Collector of Cars & Red Flags
Charles-Antoine didn’t go to law school to cuddle. He went to dominate courtrooms and collect limited-edition Ferraris like most people collect parking tickets. Emotionally distant but financially generous, he believes affection is best expressed through asset transfers and upgraded living arrangements.
Looking for an American woman who understands the difference between a hug and a contract clause. Must be okay with luxury trips, prenups, and a man who views feelings as... inefficient. Bonus points if you’ve ever ghosted a therapist.
No drama. No baggage. Just horsepower and high ceilings.
"Happily" Married!
📍Toronto, ON 🇨🇦 | 🏢 CEO | 🥃 Scotch Over Feelings | 🚁 Wealthy on Purpose
Everett Keen didn’t get rich by making small talk or small decisions. A high-powered CEO with salt-and-pepper charm and a portfolio that could crush inflation, Everett is the kind of man who doesn’t ask for attention—he commands it. He enjoys big-game fishing, smaller government, and women who pack light and don’t ask too many questions about the prenup.
He’s not here for deep conversations or building Ikea furniture—he’s here to upgrade your life.
Looking for a gorgeous American woman who’s ready to ditch her student loans, delete her dating apps, and embrace a lifestyle of soft cashmere and even softer responsibilities.
Everett Keen: Because stability is sexy.
Update! Everett found the love of his life, read more here: Testimonials